Dear New Years Santa

Please keep providing us with idiots to keep our days happy and our minds content that we're not idiots.

Thank you new years santa!!

Nine

Damn, this is just cool.

FINALLY

FINALLY! I've been wanting to kill that bitch for years.

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Go Go Border Patrol!

Sugar - You didn't even know you were a drug addict

When you look at the huge increase in sugar in our diets this past century — particularly in processed foods — you see that it marches in step with the epidemic increase in metabolic diseases. According to the US Department of Agriculture, the average American is supplied with 140 pounds of caloric sweeteners per year. That’s 43 teaspoons for every man, woman and child every day! The USDA recommends an average of 10 teaspoons a day for a healthy adult (still too much for most women, in my book). The biggest sources are the corn sugar and corn syrup found in beverages like juice drinks and soda.

Excess sugar consumption also upsets the balance of intestinal flora in your digestive tract and can cause symptoms of intestinal distress such as bloating, cramping, and gas (for more on this, see our section on digestion). Other symptoms of sugar sensitivity are headaches, insomnia, aggression, panic attacks, irritability, mood swings, and depression. Too much sugar can deplete levels of serotonin, the neurotransmitter whose deficiency is linked to depression. What’s worse, low levels of serotonin actually trigger more sugar cravings.

Long-term sugar intolerance leads to type 2 diabetes and other complications like obesity and inflammation. Drinking more than one soda a day raises your risk of serious weight gain by 80%.

Damn.

This is what I think about working any week with a holiday in it!

Because nothing says "I love you" like shiny rocks.

"The time you got hammered and ruined your wedding dress playing soccer?"

Nice

This song will be in my head for days.


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If only he had tucked

I think my life will be better from now on if I start each day watching some idiot "journalist on the scene" get hit by something hard and fast moving. When did journalism start to mean "stands outside in giant rainstorms like a moron"?

My God, it all makes sense now!

It's the fun family game!

And yes, this is a real product.

I would buy a cd of this.

People are strange

It's a me! Traffic Violations! The invincible star with the police at the end is classic.

MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)
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