That's right! Who else would bring you "Faith no more" covering the Nestle Candy white chocolate commercial from the 80's? NO ONE!!!
I love you internets.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
That's not denial, that's SUPER DENIAL!
This image cracks me up. When normal denial isn't enough, loop back around for SUPER DENIAL!!!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
She will swallow your soul
From PSdisasters:
You just have to wonder, who ok'd this pic? "Sir, does she always look like she's about to stab you in the eye with a pencil?" "Well, I've always thought so..."
You just have to wonder, who ok'd this pic? "Sir, does she always look like she's about to stab you in the eye with a pencil?" "Well, I've always thought so..."
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
HITLER SHALL HAVE NO CAKE
Aww, do you remember when they wouldn't make a birthday cake for poor little Hitler? No, not the German dictator, but little Adolf Hitler Campbell in Greenwich, New Jersey. What was your reaction when you read the news post?
"SWEET JESUS SOMEONE NAMED THEIR SON ADOLF HITLER?"
Yes, that was mine too. Don't forget about their other children, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. That's right, "Aryan Nation".
Well guess what? We're not the only ones that thought that! Social Services has removed little Adolf and his sisters from their parents custody. However, as of yet, they have not provided a reason for this action. Who's prepared for an exceedingly long court battle that will be highly publicized by the 24-hour news media?
One final jewel of wisdom from their father. ""They're just names, you know," Heath Campbell told the Easton Express-Times in December. "Yeah, they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They're not going to grow up like that."
However, Heath reportedly denies the Holocaust and their home is decorated with swastikas.
The best part
The best part about this is the entire process. "I want to get "Diva Gina" on my license plate! Oh, that's too many letters. Ok, I'll shorten it. *writes it down on the form*. "This is what you want? Really?" "Yup, Diva Gina." "Well, ok."
Weeks later the package arrives, and she installs it on her car. You would think that at some point during this entire process, someone would say "hey, you know what that looks like?"
Weeks later the package arrives, and she installs it on her car. You would think that at some point during this entire process, someone would say "hey, you know what that looks like?"
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Metal Heart, Metal Hands
This song is somehow integral to my life. It's an old one that I've heard hundreds of times, but it seems to be attached somehow.
Learning how to live like I'm already dead.
Learning how to live like I'm already dead.
Wow I love the internet.
Without the internet, we wouldn't have this!
Barak Obama in a live performance of Super Mario Brothers? Yes we can!
We also wouldn't have this:
He puts on a wonderful performance. However, you can tell how much thought went into his hat choices, and to this I say, we commend you sir!
Barak Obama in a live performance of Super Mario Brothers? Yes we can!
We also wouldn't have this:
He puts on a wonderful performance. However, you can tell how much thought went into his hat choices, and to this I say, we commend you sir!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
One of the best reviews ever on amazon.
The Secret (Hardcover)
by Rhonda Byrne (Author)
Supporters will hail this New Age self-help book on the law of attraction as a groundbreaking and life-changing work, finding validation in its thesis that one's positive thoughts are powerful magnets that attract wealth, health, happiness... and did we mention wealth? Detractors will be appalled by this as well as when the book argues that fleeting negative thoughts are powerful enough to create terminal illness, poverty and even widespread disasters. The audio version of this controversial book, read by Byrne and contributing authors such as John Gray and Neale Donald Walsch, is uneven at best. The cheesy, obvious sound effects will not do much to add intellectual respectability to a work that has been widely denounced as pseudoscience. Mostly, this audio is hampered by its confusing and disjointed organization—techniques that worked reasonably well in the print version and the movie, such as cutting every few seconds from one enthusiastic expert to another, make for a choppy and somewhat bewildering listening experience. The gentle cadences of Rhonda Byrne's breathy, Aussie-infused voice are certainly the best part of the audio, but her material is scarce and provides mostly connective tissue between the testimonials.
The Secret saved my life!
December 4, 2007
By Ari Brouillette
Please allow me to share with you how "The Secret" changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of "The Secret" is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don't want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of "The Secret". Normally I wouldn't have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn't have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the "Law of Attraction" in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn't exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 "The Secret to Relationships" that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried "The Secret" with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I'm very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.
by Rhonda Byrne (Author)
Supporters will hail this New Age self-help book on the law of attraction as a groundbreaking and life-changing work, finding validation in its thesis that one's positive thoughts are powerful magnets that attract wealth, health, happiness... and did we mention wealth? Detractors will be appalled by this as well as when the book argues that fleeting negative thoughts are powerful enough to create terminal illness, poverty and even widespread disasters. The audio version of this controversial book, read by Byrne and contributing authors such as John Gray and Neale Donald Walsch, is uneven at best. The cheesy, obvious sound effects will not do much to add intellectual respectability to a work that has been widely denounced as pseudoscience. Mostly, this audio is hampered by its confusing and disjointed organization—techniques that worked reasonably well in the print version and the movie, such as cutting every few seconds from one enthusiastic expert to another, make for a choppy and somewhat bewildering listening experience. The gentle cadences of Rhonda Byrne's breathy, Aussie-infused voice are certainly the best part of the audio, but her material is scarce and provides mostly connective tissue between the testimonials.
The Secret saved my life!
December 4, 2007
By Ari Brouillette
Please allow me to share with you how "The Secret" changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of "The Secret" is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don't want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of "The Secret". Normally I wouldn't have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn't have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the "Law of Attraction" in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn't exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 "The Secret to Relationships" that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried "The Secret" with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I'm very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Inspired?
Here it is. Your entire life, you've been leading to this point. You are about to experience the single most inspirational two minutes of your entire life. Ever.
So now you must ask yourself, what will you do tomorrow?
So now you must ask yourself, what will you do tomorrow?
The 80's will destroy us all
This is the real reason the 80's are coming back.
Instructional rap training videos!! (singing gets started around 1:30)
Also, i'm pretty sure playing guitar solos on spatulas is NOT sanitary!
Instructional rap training videos!! (singing gets started around 1:30)
Also, i'm pretty sure playing guitar solos on spatulas is NOT sanitary!
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
New word time!
I have invented a new word to describe this clip. Wieadawesome. Said with a boston accent. "Ah yah that is wiedawesome!"
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Commercials that redeem themselves
So here's a Japanese commercial for Dead Rising.
Let's go down the list.
Zombies? Check
Doing the moonwalk? Check
Loud, unintelligible punk music? Check
Slapstick silly fights with gigantic policewomen? Check
Yup, it has it all.
Let's go down the list.
Zombies? Check
Doing the moonwalk? Check
Loud, unintelligible punk music? Check
Slapstick silly fights with gigantic policewomen? Check
Yup, it has it all.
Monday, January 05, 2009
Saturday, January 03, 2009
100% for the G
Time to rock the theramin hero!!!
The theremin is an early electronic musical instrument controlled without contact from the player. It is named after its Russian inventor, Professor Leon Theremin, who patented the device in 1928. It was originally known as the 'termenvox' or 'aetherphone', the former of which was subsequently anglicised to 'theremin' IPA: /ˈθɛrəmɪn/[1] (sometimes mispelt theramin). The controlling section usually consists of two metal antennas which sense the position of the player's hands and control radio frequency oscillator(s) for frequency with one hand, and volume with the other. The electric signals from the theremin are amplified and sent to a loudspeaker.
The theremin is an early electronic musical instrument controlled without contact from the player. It is named after its Russian inventor, Professor Leon Theremin, who patented the device in 1928. It was originally known as the 'termenvox' or 'aetherphone', the former of which was subsequently anglicised to 'theremin' IPA: /ˈθɛrəmɪn/[1] (sometimes mispelt theramin). The controlling section usually consists of two metal antennas which sense the position of the player's hands and control radio frequency oscillator(s) for frequency with one hand, and volume with the other. The electric signals from the theremin are amplified and sent to a loudspeaker.
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