Why does the world hate america? These are the people we send as diplomats!

Personally, I Prefer Stars And Polkadots
Tourist Shop | Vancouver, BC, Canada

American customer: “Your flag is just so pretty. I love maple leaves. Does it come in blue?”

Me: “Um, no, sorry, only red.”

American customer: “That’s a shame. My kitchen is blue, and it would look so pretty on the wall. You should make them in other colours.”

Me: “…”

Canadian customer behind her: “That’s a good point. I’ve always thought the stars-and-stripes would look great in earth tones.”

American customer: “Our flag is ALWAYS red, white and blue! Honestly, Canadians are so stupid sometimes.”

We might take over the world

This man scares all of us.

Time for Putin to FACE OFF

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You are already at full cock now.

To think that just 2 years ago I was a small town mayor of alaska's crystal meth capitol

V for the verbose-challenged

Erm....yeah

2 Things that make the internet win today

This is what I wanted to occur every time I saw this commercial:



And I wonder if this will change the way we view the film?

This is probably the best short movie review blurb ever.

Unborn Sins:

When Theresa learns she is pregnant, she decides she's not ready for the responsibilities of motherhood and opts to have an abortion. Little does she know that the spirit of the fetus she terminated will return to seek its revenge.

This is just kind of... reassuring, in a way.

Most patriotic thing EVER.

Happy 4th of July!