From the indecision 08 blog:

Barack Obama -- a guy who's totally not even the sitting President of the United States -- held a press conference in Chicago today to discuss his response to the nation's failing economy, like he thinks he's all hot shit and stuff...

"I do not underestimate the enormity of the task that lies ahead," Mr. Obama said at his first news conference since his victory over Senator John McCain on Tuesday. He said he was certain that "some difficult choices" will have to be made.

"It's not going to be quick, and it's not going to be easy to dig ourselves out of the hole that we're in," Mr. Obama said.

And not once during his speech did he make an inappropriate remark about sex, race or physical deformities of any of the dozens of reporters in attendance. Not even Candy Crowley. In fact, he even went so far as conduct himself with decorum and an air of studied intelligence and restraint. Because, I guess he's all cool like that, ya know. Jeeze.

Oh, and get a load of this. He was standing before a large group of financial advisors, drawn from a pool of the most competent and accomplished economic and political experts in the nation. What a bunch of shit!

I guess this is what you can look forward to for the next four years, America. Get used to it.